seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via brookeeverdeen)

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via dalliance-amongst-the-stars)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via brookeeverdeen)

shakira being hella cute

(Source: shakirugh, via iheartshakira)

I can’t go to jail, Felix! I don’t have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them!

(Source: dailyalisonhendrix, via tatasmaslany)

quarterquellorg:

BRAND NEW Mockingjay - Part 1 Character Posters

(Source: Wired)

bandathebillie:

New still of Jennifer Lawrence as Serena Pemberton in Serena

bandathebillie:

New still of Jennifer Lawrence as Serena Pemberton in Serena

(via cleverdeen)


natalie dormer at the 66th annual emmy awards

natalie dormer at the 66th annual emmy awards

(Source: kissedbyflames, via mockingjalie)

wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

(via thelast-thingido)


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